t-shirt idea

Remember when Charlie was the easiest newborn baby and I wanted to get him a t-shirt that said, "If I was any easier I'd be a stuffed animal"?  That shirt NO longer applies.  At all.

Charlie has been in all the toilets this morning- emptied out two drawers and one cabinet- and been generally offended by any toy that I hand him.  "Seriously- you want me to look at that teddybear when I could empty your pots and pans- girl please."   I need someone to get me a t-shirt for him that says "Toys are fo suckas".